FIRST DATE IDEAS (Don'ts......For Ladies

 

*FIRST DATE IDEAS (Don'ts......For Ladies)*

Aunty, it is well with You..

You're going on a first Date with Uncle Leveticus.....

Uncle now asked you to tell him about your self, you answered him that you are owing money for Rent and school fees .. Hah. Aunty, na so?

First date is to get to know each other, it's not a time to offload problems (financial and otherwise) on each other.

If you know your stomach is 6ft deep, eat at home before going out with a guy, don't go there and order for food as if you want to eat yourself to death.

Do you know how much he has presently (cash, and in the account)? 

"Order anything you want", you now ordered food for 5 People plus takeaway, is there famine where you came from.? 

Tell me about you self, and all you have to tell him about yourself are problems, debts, pain, sorrow, tears, heartbreaks, hah.. Aunty, Aunty, Aunty, how many times did I call you?

Know what to say and what not to, you can't be telling him personal and sensitive informations about yourself so early. We aren't sure of his intentions yet. 

Don't start talking as if he has proposed, you are already calling him "My Dear, My Baby", for first Date? Abi he was your husband in your former life? 

First Date, you're already calling him My Own. Your Own ké. How? When? Why? Bro. Leveticus will run oh. 

Avoid Desperate Vibes

No go there go press phone. How can you be on a date and be picking calls every 2 minutes? Be Facebooking and replying chats, laughing to online events and messages as if you're not with somebody.. O wrong nau

Don't divulge too much on a first date.

And don't forget, 'No be food you go there go chop'.... 

In as much as you are to be yourself always, still, being yourself is not an excuse to do things anyhow.